Horny blonde forty shaved sexy Wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny Named Kikky Renae She digs pop masturbation music Windsurf piss in yr ear Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised Kind & sincere
Retired teacher 58 seeks regular meetings For masculine muscular nappy-clad Brutal breeding My wife rough wrestles with a puppy All a-quiver in a Wine-soaked strobe-lit Asiatic hall of mirrors... for you
Turn around... I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo (?) I am pod-God born in mono I'm a scorpion of cool I love you Do you know how to love me? I am pod-God born in mono I'm a dirty magazine
Hunky funky skunk-fucker Pay me suck his finger on screen Got the video set up And felafel soaked in kerosene There's a Corgi playin hooky With a Wolf-cross-Kelpie While yr front bum low hums Shufflin like a mother to me... from you
Lyrics that never quite made it into this song:
Milky white sticky somethin' Leakin from the broken seal Onto fine shiny implements of pleasure Made from genuine steel
Put the beaver to the metal Nail the duck to the wall & see Turn the voltage applicator on full For the changes in me Couples Club is packin' With the house addition escapees And I just shuffle like a mother To the pecs from Ipanema