Oompa loompa doopity doo
Jeffrey's stirring up some chocolate for you
Oompa loompa doopity dee
He worked at the Ambrosia Chocolate Factory
What would you bet Jeffrey guzzled down meat
Eating a bunch of the fellas he'd meet
If Jeff was a cat
And men were the rats
What do you think would come of that
I don't like the looks of it

Oompa loompa doopity dah
Jeffrey loved eating men from gay bars
And he lived in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doopity doo
Doopity doo