"Hey there, do ya like excitement?"
"Yeah."
"Do ya like suspense?"
"Uh-huh."
"Do you like Nel Carter?"
"Tst-no."
"Good, cuz you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors. And for
you it's absolutely free, step right in."
"Thanks."
"Say no more stupid-ass, your breath says enough."

Hello?

It's so dark.

Don't lose me.

C'mon, I found a door

Buwugawuw, Waaah! Welcome to the house of horrors,
You born in a barn, shut the fuckin' doors.
You sit down, 'cause I'm about to scare ya
Bbbblblblblblblblbll, ok, now I dare ya
Close your eyes, open up ya mouth, and count to ten,
Don't wanna, huh? Cuz ya know my nuts are goin' in,
I'm twisted, I'll cut ya finger off and stick it in ya butt
Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggh! ...and glue it shut
This is when I get get crazy, let me show ya somethin',
Brrrrl! Ya know what that means? It don't mean nothin', ha-ha!
But it scares ya, cuz people don't be doin' that shit,
But me, brrll, bitch, brrrrll, I'm all about it? (Bbrrrlll...)
Guess what, I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit,
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the silly rabbit,
Uh! Cut the lights off, see that shit, I'm glowin'
Allright, I'm done, cut 'em back on, wait, where ya goin'?

Welcome to the House of Horrors!
(Chorus:)
Comes from within' me, (within' me) - in me.
Comes from within' me, horrors, hey.
Comes from within' me, (within' me) - in me.
Come to the House of Horrors, hey.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
Honey, I'm not having a good time.
I know, C'mon, This must be the way out.

Hey, what the fuck, come in guys, grab a chair,
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear.
C'mon, let's play some combat, I just got Atari,
"Hey, keep it down in there, Shaggs, what the hell?" Sorry!
Look at that shit!(what?) You almost got me grounded,
I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it.
I'll bend you over, and tie you up to a pole,
And strech your nuts back, and fling 'em up your butthole!
I'm a phantom, listen to me, Uhhhh..,
That didn't do it? How 'bout this? Ahhhh!!!
I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifyin',
Did ya know that? (yeah) No ya didn't, I was lyin'!

I represent Ecorse,
I'm yellin' Ink Town,
I'm comin' outta southwest,
Wicked Clowns!

Bathrooms? sure, it's right there, down the hall.
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all,
Amuck, naya, baaa, I'm possessed too.
Wait a minute, hey, don't leave me yet, hey!
Welcome to the House of Horrors!
(chorus)
(chorus)
Honey?
What?
I'm s-scared.
I know, sweetie, come on!
(vocal interlude w/laughs)
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell ya somethin',
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, (what about 'em?) Nothin'!
They're my boys, I just had to give 'em props,
And together we form the cyclops!
He-he-he-he-he look at you, he-he, you're a bitch.
Should I let you're ass go? Ha-ha-ha-ha, no.
I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone,
Run along sugar-tits, he ain't comin home.
"Dont let the door hit you where the good lord split ya bitch."