Here I stand With a doughnut for a brain On my life, I must see you again I should think that's made it very plain Is it his Is it his or is it ain't?
Don't ask me To leave it out Or turn it up Or pack it in Don't ask me Don't ask me Don't ask
Don't ask me I'm an ignorant, I'm afraid On my life, I believe we're tailor made I should worry if the weather spoils the trade I'm a crumb And I'm in your lemonade
Don't ask me To knock it off Or cut it short Or jack it in Don't ask me Don't ask me Don't ask
Let me offer you My life and all my love Let me offer you a bargain What a lovely range Don't forget the change Don't ask Don't ask Don't ask
Don't ask me to make a sacrifice On my life, I'm cheap at half the price. Won't you try a portion or a slice? Slightly warm But very, very nice
Don't ask me To leave it out Or turn it up Or pack it in Don't ask me Don't ask me Don't ask