just cos I ain?t never ?ad, no, nothing worth having
never ever, never ever
you ain?t got no call not to think I wouldn?t fall
into thinking that I ain?t too clever
and it ain?t not having oen thing nor another
niether, either is it anything, whatever
and it?s not not knowing that thier ain?t nothign showing
and I answer to the name of Trever, however

Just cos I ain?t never said, no, nothing worth saying
never ever, never ever, never ever
things ?ave got read into what I never sad, ?till me mouth becomes me ?ead
which ain?t not all that clever
and it?s not not saying one thing nor another
neither, either is ist anything I haven?t said, whatever
and it ain?t not proving that me mind ain?t moving
and I answer to the naem of Trever, however

knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor?s clever
either have they got
nor neither haven?t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

why should I feel bad about something I ain?t ?ad
such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
and I ain?t half not half co there?s nowhere to put it
even if I ?ad i?m a bit of a Jack the Lad

knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor?s clever
either have they got
nor neither haven?t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way