Grandma has got new dentures To eat the crust on pizza Been taken out by her daughter Because she thought she ought'a The kids are eating snickers Because they're so delicious Then there's sticky fingers And mother looses her knickers
(chorus) Bank holiday comes six times a year Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers Bank holiday comes with a six pack of beer ....then its back to work a.g.a.i.n.
Bar-b-que is cooking Sausages and chicken The patio is buzzing The neighbours they are looking John is down the fun pub Drinking lots of lager Girls and boys are on the game All the high streets look the same