Ballroom Dancing 
By Paul McCartney

Well I Used To Smile When I Was A Pup 
Sailing Down The Nile In China Cup 
With The Recipe For A Lovely Day 
Sticking Out My Back Pocket 
But It Wasn't Always Such A Pretty Sight 
'Cos We Used To Fight Like Cats And Dogs 
Till Me Made It Up In The Ballroom 

Ballroom Dancing Made A Man Of Me 
One, Two, Three, Four 
I Just Plain Adore Your 
Ballroom Dancing, Seen It On Tv 
I Got What I Got From Ballroom Dancing 
Big B.D. 

Well I Used To Fly When I Was A Kid 
And I Didn't Cry If It Hurt A Bit 
An A Carpet Ride To A Foreign Land 
At The Time Of Davy Crockett 

But It Wasn't Always Such A Pretty Sight 
'Cos We Used To Fight Like Cats And Dogs 
Till Me Made It Up In The Ballroom 

Ballroom Dancing Made A Man Of Me 
One, Two, Three, Four 
I Just Plain Adore Your 
Ballroom Dancing, Seen It On Tv 
I Got Quite A Lot From Ballroom Dancing 
Big B.D. 

Well Went So Fast And We All Grew Up 
Now The Days That Passed In The China Cup 
Are The Memories Of Another Day 
And I Wouldn't Want To Knock It 

But It Wasn't Always Such A Pretty Sight 
'Cos We Used To Fight Like Cats And Dogs 
Till Me Made It Up In The Ballroom 

Ballroom Dancing Made A Man Of Me 
One, Two, Three, Four 
I Just Plain Adore Your 
Ballroom Dancing, Seen It On Tv 
I Got Quite A Lot From Ballroom Dancing 
Big B.D. 

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