Mister Marks Can You Find For Me 
Someone Strong And Sweet Fitting On My Knee 
She Can Keep Her Job If She Gets It Wrong 
Ah, But Mister Marks I Won't Need Her Long 
All I Need Is Help For A Little While 
We Can Take Dictation And Learn To Smile 
And A Temporary Secretary Is What I Need For To Do The Job 
I Need A 
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary 
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary 

Mister Marks Could You Send Her Quick 
'Cause My Regular Has Been Getting Sick 

I Need A 
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary 

Mister Marks I Can Pay Her Well 
If She Comes Along And Can Stay A Spell 
I Will Promise Now That I'll Treat Her Right 
And Will Rarely Keep Her 'Til Late At Night 

I Need A .. 

She Can Be A Belly Dancer 
I Don't Need A Need Romancer 
She Can Be A Diplomat 
But I Don't Need A Girl Like That 
She Can Be A Neurosurgeon 
If She's Doin' Nothing' Urgent 
What I Need's A Temporary, Temporary Secretary 
I Need A, I Need A 
Temporary Secretary. Temporary Secretary 
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary 
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary 

Now Mister Marks When I Send Her Back 
Will You Please Make Sure She Stays On The Right Track 

Spoken: 
Well I Know How Hard It Is For Young Girls These Days In The Face Of Everything To Stay On The Right Track 

What I Need's A Temporary, Temporary Secretary 
Temporary Secretary I Need A / 
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary, 
Temporary Secretary I Need A 
Temporary Secretary. Temporary Secretary, 
Temporary Secretary.