I'm a friend of Mr. Pastry I'm a friend of Allen Jones I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey I'm a friend of your chromosomes
I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe I'm a friend of Michael Miles I'm a friend of Jim Morrison I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night Can I get in free?
I'm a friend of Michael Jackson I'm a friend of Mr Spock I'm a frend of Dr Kildare I'm a friend of The Woodentops
I'm an old friend of Charles Hawtrey I'm a friend of Michael Caine I'm a friend of Stanley Spencer I'm a friend of Big John Wayne
I'm a friend of Stevie Wonder I'm a friend of Eric Fromm I'm a friend of Bryan Ferry I'm a friend of Terence Stamp